And, while we’re happy to see the expansion of available status options (same-sex, FTW), we think it would be pretty hilarious if the 'Book added some truthful, painfully funny updates to their arsenal. Hey, someone’s got to keep things interesting, here (engagement and breakups are so passé). From bromances and casual-sex announcements to falling outs and loveless relationships, take a gander at these belly laugh-inducing sentiments on College Humor. If only this were real. Zuck, can we get this going?