The Simple Life has come and gone, but one thing remains the same: Paris Hilton. Her solidarity is, in a word, endearing. Her poise, pout, and platinum are still stuck in 2003 where the stars themselves are still blind. And now, eight years after her 2006 pop-opus, she's back to remind us to have a good time, because really — we'll never be alone with Paris around. Never.
Her latest sashay in music relevancy promises to "take us to dimensions." Though it's only a minute long, "Never Be Alone" is shaping up to be a magical foray into all things girlie and oh-so-material (those Madonna and Marilyn Monroe cut-ins are rampant). Watch as Paris twirls in chiffon, see her smize into the camera, and ogle that sunburst contraption attached to her torso. We're tickled pink, Paris!