Now, let's just pretend for a moment you're unaware of Jerry Seinfeld's Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Crackle web series for just a moment.
Basically, it's, well, Jerry Seinfeld driving around in one of his many, many beautiful cars with another well-known comedian, talking and, yep, getting coffee. Puttering around with peeps like Louis C.K., Seinfeld reminds us of his true gift — talking about nothing. It's kind of amazing.
For the next episode (airing this Thursday), Seinfeld has Tina Fey herself in the passenger seat as they trek through her Upper West Side stomping grounds. To that point, Fey drops this kernel of wisdom: "If you walk around the Upper West Side you will never, ever see a truly good-looking person." As someone who lives just north of 96th Street, this writer can attest to (and personally offer proof of) the veracity of this statement.
Click the preview above for more comically uncomfortable moments and tune in to the real thing on Crackle this Thursday. It's guaranteed to be positively excruciating.
Video: Courtesy of Crackle.