Jonah Hill & Leonardo DiCaprio Take Titanic to SNL

If the Lemmon-popping scene in The Wolf of Wall Street didn't make you incontinent with laughter, well, you're clearly a tough nut to crack. Still, we defy you to not get a kick out of last night's antics from our favorite bromantic duo, Jonah Hill and Leonardo DiCaprio. There were no strippers, no goldfish, and no drugs — just live airtime and an ode to the most nauseatingly romantic scene in cinematic history. What more could you ask for?
Serving as guest host for last night's episode of Saturday Night Live, Hill kicked off his monologue by throwing shade at his devilishly good-looking costar. Lo and behold, DiCaprio came out to set things straight and work the audience into a screaming frenzy. Then, well, things got a little awkward.
"Hey, Lee, remember when we were on set and I would get really nervous," Hill asked. "Can we do the thing we always did every day that made me feel safe?” Before we knew it, the Titanic theme had been fired up, and DiCaprio had his arms around his buddy's belly. Eat your heart out, Kate Winslet.
Jack and Rose they aren't, but the Oscar nominees can share the title of "king of the world" in our book. (Side note to writers: Thank you for not having the guys recreate that other sexy Titanic moment. We're still reeling from that pool-party scene.)

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