Super Bowl XLVIII is just a week away, but, honestly, there are only so many times you can replay "Terry Tate: Office Linebacker" to keep the pre-game momentum going. Luckily, we've found the perfect video to share with your fellow tailgaters, or, heck, even your co-worker who thinks the Manning Brothers are a boy band. It's the return of Bad Lip Reading and the NFL!
Per usual, the YouTube channel is serving up nonsensical translations for some of football's top players. Is Peyton Manning actually grossed out by Voldemort and denim golf jeans? Does Tom Brady just want to party? And, does Zach Strief of the New Orleans Saints want to wrestle Taylor Swift? Um, probably not. But, hey, it's funny to pretend that coaches shout "Shamon!" on the sidelines and players just want to talk about Star Wars, cats, and the ocean drying up.
If the botched lip readings don't get you, the facial hair will. Jason Kelce, we're looking at you. (Slate)