Mondays Are For Masturbation & Other Groundbreaking Porn Trends

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Sex stats aren't just for public-health officials, they're also for the number crunchers at PornHub.com, one of the most visited adult websites in the world. Months of research apparently have paid off in the form of "Insights," a carefully laid out, all-too-detailed visual analysis of what porn fans gravitated to the most in 2013. Did you know that people do most of their porn searches on Monday? That during the Polar Vortex, everyone — particularly Floridians — got unusually horny, driving PornHub's numbers through the roof? (This week's forecast should make them very happy!)
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Other highlights: Lisa Ann is indeed the world's biggest porn star. Note to right-wing dictators: Banning homosexuality just makes your people search for it more. In general, America's richest communities spend less time looking at porn than its poorest. That said, Americans still take the cake when it comes down to time spent on...er, the pleasures of private viewing, averaging 10 minutes per session (39 more seconds than last year.) Oh, yeah — Nintendo fans apparently enjoy hentai, while other gamers enjoy looking for content featuring teens and mothers. Moving right along, a geographical comparison shows that, despite globalism, people generally like to keep things familiar when it comes to their searches – Japanese prefer Japanese, and Germans prefer Germans. And, America's number-one fantasy? "Teen." (Cracked)
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