My, oh my, how Jordan Catalano has grown up! Them days of high school brooding have matured into adult smoldering, and we are so blessed to be living in this time.
Jared Leto — excuse us — Golden Globe winner
Jared Leto took a shower. Big whoop. But, wait a second, there are pictures! Oh, thank the Hollywood gods, pictures exist. Now we don't have to gratuitously Google "Jared Leto shirtless," for Terry Richardson has bestowed the goods on us without even asking.
The fountain of youth lies somewhere in Tulum, and Jared Leto is showering in it. Seriously, what spirit did he sell his 42-year-old soul to? The days of boyish Catalano might be gone, but the days of ageless pseudo-immortality are alive and thriving. See for yourself after the jump. As for us, well, we'll be taking a long lunch break walk in the New York City cold to cool off.