S.F. Gals Search For Bro-chella Boyfriends Via Craigslist

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Forget Tinder — turns out, good ol’ Craigslist is where it’s at when hunting for a music-loving partner. At least, that’s what a twosome of "fun-loving" gals are doing to swoop up some male company for weekend one of Coachella 2014. The duo took to the "for sale" section of the site, soliciting all dudes that are at least 30% bro (yes, we can feel our breakfast rising, too), adding "There is a little of it in all of you." Other components of this "ideal" persona include part hipster, raver, and, you know, normalcy. Yeah, because "normal" is exactly what you'll find by posting anonymously on the Internet.

Wait, there’s more: If you’re a fan of AFI and or less than six feet tall, then consider yourself immediately out of the running. Don’t worry, you’ll find some way to get over it in due time.

These ladies are still accepting applications (no surprise here), so head over to Craiglist to read the full listing, or follow their Twitter account for up-to-the-minute updates. And, if they end up picking you, you’ll have plenty of time to build your required stamina, practice your morning day drinking, and become a car-camping pro before April.