Though reps for both Upton — due to star in The Other Woman — and her former beau have declined to comment, insiders say the couple of six months "never saw each other." While Upton was focusing on modeling in New York City, Chmerkovskiy spent much of his time in Los Angeles following the close of his Broadway show, Forever Tango. Hey, not even frequent flier miles can save some relationships.
While we thought the all-American blonde and the Ukrainian heartthrob made a cute pair, we can't say we're exactly experiencing Miranda-and-Orlando-level feelings of loss. Here's to betting that their respective, ahem, dance cards will be filling up before you can say "foxtrot." The queue forms to the left, y'all.(Page Six)