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Oh, poo. Guess we'll be returning that gold-plated toaster we just ordered, as it seems that Pippa Middleton isn't getting married after all.
Despite reports that the Duchess of Cambridge's younger sister got engaged to her boyfriend of 15 months, Nico Jackson, earlier this month, a source close to the couple says it's "not true." How anticlimactic!
Of course, that's not to say a wedding won't happen eventually. Middleton and her 36-year-old banker beau are said to be quite smitten with each other, which is about as "hot and heavy" as it gets in royal terms. Perhaps they don't want to steal the thunder from a certain also-reportedly-engaged-but-who-the-heck-knows Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas? It'd be so embarrassing for little Prince George to commit a ring bearer double-booking.
Not to worry, folks. We're sure there will be a juicy royal (or royal-in-law) wedding to occupy us soon enough. Shake a leg, Princess Bea. (People)