Among the year's lowest moments? A trouble-making, finger-flashing, brothel-visiting Justin Bieber, who earned 28% of votes. Tongue-wagging Miley Cyrus fetched 18% of votes, just ahead of Toronto's train-wreck mayor Rob Ford and the craziness that is Kimye. Lastly, a big thumbs-down went to anyone involved with the "Harlem Shake." Funny. We thought that was all just a bad dream.
Event-wise, the government shutdown beat out that unflattering photo of Beyoncé from the Super Bowl to claim the biggest FAIL of the year award. NSA spying, the botched launched of Healthcare.gov, and Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend are also going down in infamy, though twerking somehow caught a break.
Golf claps all around, guys. You really do deserve it. (Cheezburger)