Some holiday gifts fill us with the kind of uninhibited delight and love for the season normally only found in Folgers commercials. And, then, there are the 28 gifts ahead. Stomach-churning foods, utterly terrifying toys, judgy-pants fitness gifts — receiving these presents fills us less with the seasonal warm fuzzies and more with the sneaking suspicion that the giver may, in fact, actually hate us (or, worse, that there was a half-off sale at CVS).
We rounded up the most insane, inappropriate, ugly, and WTF-iest gifts to help you decide what NOT to buy this season. Read on to see the presents we wouldn't give to our worst enemies — including the world's most heinous handbag, which literally gave R29 editors nightmares (apologies in advance for that one).
Ready, Scrooges? Twenty-eight guaranteed holiday killers, straight ahead!