Some of us take selfies, and some of us take selfies. One does not simply raise thine phone and snap. There are rules — lessons to be learned and angles to be honed before perfecting the art form. Kim Kardashian is no stranger to the self-made vanity photo. She lifts, pouts, and poses with herself so much her Instagram and Twitter handle might as well be changed to @kimkardashianselfies (or, at least, someone should create a Tumblr dedicated to them).
Naturally, one wonders just what exactly goes into a perfect Kim K selfie. Well, dear wannabe selfie-artist, we've got answers. Kim Kardashian has four steps for you to take in and take with you everywhere you go — no squinching needed.