This May Be The Best/Most Hellish Holiday Live-Tweeting, Ever

Listen, we've all had those Planes, Trains, and Automobiles moments, where you find yourself wondering if Grammy's yams are really worth being squashed next to some egg sandwich-eating guy with B.O. on the bus back home. Stuck in traffic. Outside a meat-processing plant.
But, good things come to those who can laugh off those hellish holiday moments. Take Elan Gale, for example. His live-tweets of a pissy airline passenger who seriously doesn't have time for flight delays on Thanksgiving will hopefully earn him a book deal — or, you know, tons of retweets.
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We'd recap the story, but it's way more fun to read Gale's entire account of his "war" with the lady in 7A wearing mom jeans and a medical mask. Consider this an amuse-bouche before checking out the full transcript on Storify. Oh, and Elan? Happy holidays, man.
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