Leonardo DiCaprio's BIG Secret, Revealed

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Leonardo DiCaprio has been hiding a huge secret from us, a secret we never even thought of really asking outside of our daydreams. Before we reveal it, check to make sure you're alone. This is, after all, a private matter.
Okay. Apparently Leonardo DiCaprio's endowment is, erm, Oscar worthy. Which is ironic considering there's an entire internet meme dedicated to his Oscar-less life.
Anyway, thanks to Bobbie Brown (no, not that Bobbi Brown), the world now knows exactly what it's like to hookup with the actor. You might know Brown from that one Warrant music video, "Cherry Pie." Well, she's penned a tell-all memoir in which she recounts — in much detail, mind you — her bedroom romps with DiCaprio.
"The kid put Tommy Lee to shame," she writes. It's okay to not fess up knowing what she means by Tommy Lee; sometimes our Internet histories are better left unsaid. Brown continues to describe how the then 19-year-old actor put on TLC's "Waterfalls" as background music and asked her whether she had been tested for diseases. Whew! Well, consider our post-Titanic adolescent fantasies fulfilled! We're going to need a moment or two, maybe even a glass of cold water. A round of applause for his woo-ing tactics; safe, soothing, and surprisingly shocking — a boy man with edge. These are, indeed, the things memoirs are made of. (Bustle)

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