Allow us to explain. During this week's CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards, the hunky Ford revealed (heh) that the Vogue editor once caught him in the buff, culminating in one seriously awkward fashion moment.
It seems the designer was vacationing in St. Barts when he decided to — ahem — go native on a nude beach. Unfortunately, it happened to be the same nude beach that a (mercifully fully dressed) Wintour was visiting. Now, we know why she wears those sunglasses.
"It was like one of those dreams in high school when everyone has clothes on except you," Ford shared.
Oh, come on, Tom. We're sure she didn't mind. We sure wouldn't. Now, what's the name of that beach, again? (Page Six)