Should You Forgo A Halloween Costume If You're A Dude?

Whether it's an excuse to dress up like something you're not (naughty nurse, anyone?) or that costume parties are just your jam, adults sport Halloween getups almost as much as kids — which, according to Max Berlinger at Esquire, is an extremely bad idea if you're a dude.
Berlinger presents his case with one simple question: "When was the last time you saw a grown man look respectable in a costume?" Okay, we have to agree with him here (we're looking at you, Iron Man), but isn't that the fun part about Halloween? No offense, but women don't exactly look, um, "respectable" dressed up like a witch that rolled out of a strip club either, so we say both genders are pretty equal when it comes to looking a little bit silly — and isn't that the point?
Advertisement
So, should you forgo that costume if you're a man? Here's a hint, gents: We've seen plenty of sexy vampires in our day, so you be the judge. (Esquire)
emPhoto: Courtesy of Esquire.
Advertisement

More from Chicago

What an amazing day!!! #marathonwedding @ChiMarathon pic.twitter.com/rHQ7HxkOfT— Stephanie Reinhart (@kitchy7) October 12, 2015 Like many couples, ...
First Taylor Swift, now Billy Joel. Apparently 2015 is the year that really famous pop stars bring other really famous celebrities onstage with them to ...
Let’s be real — people don’t opt to live in Chicago because of the winters (obviously). It’s during the epic and enjoyable summers that the city really ...
It's not easy attending the coolest music festival on earth. Between its expertly curated indie lineup (plus, you know, R. Kelly) and its legions of off-...
Chicago is no slouch when it comes to awesome shopping options. From the swank department stores and luxury flagships of the beloved Magnificent Mile to ...
Guess what? The ultimate summer getaway from Chicago doesn't involve a plane ride. In fact, when it comes to unplugging for some R&R and good old-...
There’s so much to love about Chicago summers, and tops among them is the food: The bounty of fresh fruits and veggies at farmers’ markets, the icy, cool ...
The weather was intense, the music was bangin', and the style? Totally inspiring. While floral headdresses have become de rigeur festival wear, the crowd...
Lollapalooza, one of the biggest and longest-running major music festivals in the U.S., returns to Chicago's Grant Park from July 31 to August 2. Are you ...
There’s been a huge construction boom in Chicago as of late — especially in downtown, where thousands of luxury high-rise apartments have cropped up over ...
A restaurant review website that actually helps people find the perfect spot for any situation. Sound too good to be true? Then you haven't stumbled across...
If you've been following the news, then you know we are just a signature away from the return of happy hour in Chicago — and the timing couldn't be more ...
We tend to think the best decisions in life are made over pizza. Case in point: One frigid January night last year at Pequod’s, sisters Natalie and ...
With his girlfriend moving in, Erik wanted to revamp his Chicago bachelor pad to better suit both of their taste preferences. The couple hired interior ...