People have spent so much time debating the appropriateness of Miley's nakedness that they've neglected to consider her safety. Yes, meaning her safety swinging from an actual wrecking ball. Seriously, she's romping around a construction site without the appropriate clothes, let alone a helmet. That cannot be safe. Luckily, the folks over at College Humor are looking out for Cyrus' unclothed back.
Perhaps Terry Richardson should cycle back and add a disclaimer to the OG video, now that College Humor has brought the danger of Miley's antics to mass attention. "Warning: No Mileys were harmed in the making of this video. Do not try this at home."