Now that Lady Gaga's toned down her style, it only seems natural that someone else would come in and take her place, right? Right, and where else but Italy to make a debut. Among the forever-glamorous Sandra Bullocks and handsome George Clooneys of the Venice Film Festival is Marina Ripa di Meana, an author who apparently knows why the caged bird sings. She attended the festival's opening night channeling Sophia Loren on the bottom, and, well, not Sophia Loren on top. To be fair, it's not the most ridiculous red carpet look we've seen. Whether she knows it or not, her birdcage completes the trifecta of Bjork's swan dress and Gaga's Grammy egg. We could go on and crack a few more puns, but Go Fug Yourself was the early bird who caught the worm. (Go Fug Yourself)
Photo: via Go Fug Yourself.