We heard that noise you just made. We made it, too. There's really no other reaction to seeing a quadri-thonged sandal for the first time in your life. Imagine each thick, leather cord flossing the space between each toe to create an inevitable salad of blisters. Sorry for the visual, but right? Ladies and gentleman, please meet the Wellrox.
These toe-tendril sandals will make you look like you have another set of miniature toes gently nestled atop your real ones. Reads the product details on Macy's, the Austin sandals feature "signature GRABS technology that provides increased grip and toe alignment for a more balanced and comfortable fit." Comfortable? To walk with your toes splayed out in attack mode? Um, yeah...okay. We're getting charley horses just looking at the photo.
Wellrox Austin Sandals, $48.02, available at Macy's