The Royal Baby Already Has A Title, And It's A Long One

rexusa_1435589y
The precious bambino of Kate Middleton and Prince William is already getting the royal treatment, and he or she isn't even due until this Saturday! The paparazzi have been camped outside of St. Mary's hospital for almost a week, and today, they and the rest of the world are getting a little something to chew on until an easel outside of Buckingham Palace reveals the baby's sex after Kate gives birth. Buckingham Palace gave the yet-to-be-named baby their official title: His or Her Royal Highness the Prince or Princess of Cambridge. Whew! That'll be fun writing in grade school.
It's not terribly new news, since this child's parents are the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, but this is believed to be the first-ever Prince or Princess of Cambridge, according to E! Online. But that's all the info we have for now. It could take weeks after birth and the sex announcement for us to learn what they named the Prince or Princess. Experts (because being a name expert is apparently a thing in Britain) have their ideas, but nothing's for sure. One thing we're pretty confident about, however, is that there will be no directional, food, or celestial phenomena related to the name. They could surprise us, though. We'd love to see those name experts decipher something like Surrey East Plum. (Business Insider)
Photo: Andrew Parsons/Rex/Rex USA

More from News

We've been waiting for this news ever since President Obama announced that the White House would host South by South Lawn. The official lineup is here, ...
Dusty Rose Levine 9/21/16 A photo posted by Adam Levine (@adamlevine) on Sep 23, 2016 at 9:40pm PDT Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo Levine have ...
Update: Marion Cotillard's longtime partner, Guillaume Canet, has also weighed in on the Pitt-Jolie divorce rumors. In a post on Instagram, he wrote a long...
You could spend all day critiquing the media for the lack of compelling content created by and starring women. But why not put the kind of female-centric...
Fact: When a woman turns 30, she can do whatever the fuck she wants. To be sure, a woman can do just about anything just about anytime she wants. The ...
Last month, Star Wars star Daisy Ridley abruptly quit Instagram. The internet assumed that online bullying spurred her departure, because, well, the ...
Kylie Jenner has been summoned for questioning in a lawsuit against Tyga, TMZ reports. Before October 6, Jenner will appear for examination in a case ...
Pharrell Williams, the man responsible for "Happy," the song that would not go away, is expecting another child with his wife, Helen Lasichanh, E! Online...
Think about your nineteenth birthday. Perhaps it was not as special as your eighteenth birthday, but still a good birthday. You're an adult. Maybe you're...
Brad Pitt has added a well-known Beverly Hills attorney to take his side in one of the biggest Hollywood splits of our time. Pitt will be represented ...
Birth of a Nation star Gabrielle Union defended her director, Nate Parker, at the movie's premiere. To say that controversy has dogged the director and...
Last we saw Daniel Radcliffe, he was riding a farting corpse across the ocean. That's totally okay! Radcliffe's post-Potter career choices have veered ...
Katie Prager, whose relationship with fellow cystic fibrosis sufferer Dalton Prager was seen as similar to the love story in The Fault in Our Stars, has ...
Somewhere in California, there is a very lucky (very tiny) baby. E! News reports that Behati Prinsloo gave birth to a baby girl. Her arrival comes just a...