So, Robert Pattinson’s Next Girlfriend Is….

Nothing quite soothes the aching heart like picking up, dusting yourself off, and moving forward. Of course, Robert Pattinson has plenty on his plate now that he's officially split with Kristen Stewart, like hanging out with his dogs and a whole onslaught of film roles coming up — but that doesn't mean we can't play fantasy matchmaker and see what bright young stars might make Rob's skin soul sparkle.

Naturally, we don't know Robert Pattinson or his personal taste in women, but we have communed with him on a spiritual level. We'll admit it: We can't perfectly predict what might happen somewhere in the future. (Or maybe is happening, right now, in an alternate universe.) Join us on a very scientific journey, where we rate who might be able to fill the empty, worn-in Converse in RPatz's heart.