Natalie Portman Has No Idea How Fierce Her Son Really Is

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Silly Natalie Portman. She thinks she's taking her son to daycare, but little does she know, it's just a front for his Tyra Banks modeling classes (in which, FYI, he is a teacher, not a student), because this kid is clearly fierce. His name is Aleph and much like the alphabet, he's the most important thing at his pre-school. My God, just look at those cheekbones that cheek fat. And even in infancy, his hair is as flowing and thick and blond as Thor, to whom he is clearly, distantly related.

Ladies and gentleman, we bring you Aleph Portman-Millepied. His will is as strong as his hyphenated last name (very), and he will not take no for an answer. Bend to his iron will, or face his fury when he is running the world about 18-20 years from now.

Photo: CPR/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES.