Please upgrade your browser for the best Refinery29 experience. Read more.

6 Hilarious Goop Collabs That Will Never Happen (But Should)

  1. Begin
    goop_opener

    44

    SHARES

    comments
    See All Slides

    Ah, Gwyneth Paltrow — she of flowing hair and crazy diets, of aerial yoga and perfect everything. She's so wonderful and lovely and breezy it hurts, doesn't it? Well, she knows that, and from time to time, she descends from on high to ease the pain in the form of a product collaboration between a chosen brand and her website, goop.

    She's done it with baby swimsuits and fancy cashmere, she's even got two of her own cookbooks. But what about those of us with tastes that lean slightly more towards the low-brow? Don't worry. Fake Gwyneth Paltrow, as imagined by R29, is here to help. These are the five Gwynnie collabs we would love to see — but don't get your hopes up. It's never happening.

    Designed by

    Begin Slideshow

MORE SLIDESHOWS

17 Luxury Hotels For Under $100 A Night

Whether you've booked last-minute flights because they were an absolute steal or have had a bucket-list trip planned for some time, it's all too easy to forget about the travel sting that is accommodation costs. In some countries where you can get a local meal for $2, luxury resorts have a monopoly and a night's kip read

Movies & TV

The Best 2015 Super Bowl Commercials We've Seen So Far

There are three kinds of people in this world: those who watch the Super Bowl for the game, those who watch the Super Bowl for the commercials, and those who watch the Super Bowl for the halftime show. No matter what category you fall into, there's no way you can avoid seeing at least a few ads. (If you manage to avoid read