Folks, with the rich kids and cats of Instagram posting their abundantly spoiled lifestyles on the photo-sharing site, we thought we'd seen the worst of it. Oh, were we ever so wrong. We've stumbled upon the gold mine of social-media extravagance that would induce even those aristocats to cough up a fur ball in disgust. Enter IG avatar Lavish, who goes by the username @ItsLavishBitch, and his bevy of are-you-kidding-me posts. (Um, his tagline: "My life is like Louis Vuitton, everyone wants it. -- You made ur bed so sleep in it peasants.")
The S.F.-based 17-year-old posts himself with stacks of Benjamins — sometimes, in his mouth! — holding up half a dozen iPhone 5s like a deck of cards, and apparently only washes away a hard days' "work" with bottled Pellegrino. Nauseated, yet? There's more. It's a bird, it's a plane — nope, it's Lavish sending off thousands of dollars tied to helium balloons into the sky! We. Are. Dead. Serious.
It may not be clear where exactly Lavish collects his coins (or if it's all even legit), but he's on a mission to make sure we know exactly how much he's supposedly worth, and where he goes on shopping sprees. Lavish, a word of advice: With the amazing selection of original coffee joints in the city, we can't help but scratch our heads at your almost $10,000 Starbucks balance. We mean, the least you can do is throw some of that money into local spots.
The upside? Lavish has opened his
Photo: Via @ItsLavishBitch/Instagram