Your Horoscope For The Week Of March 31

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jpegAries (March 21-April 19)
Once again, it does not suck to be you, Aries. You’re still hoarding the cosmic glory this week, as the radiant sun, charming Venus, and energetic Mars travel in a tight orbit through your sign all week. Ask and you shall receive…it’s really that simple. Let your desires be known — no matter how simple or grand.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
You’ve gotta know when to hold ‘em and when to fold ‘em. If you’ve been hanging on to the ghosts of lovers past, it’s time for an exorcism. A cosmic trio of the sun, Mars, and Venus helps you make a clean sweep. Delete that number, box up the photos, stop wearing that Swarovski-skull McQueen cuff your ex gave you (yes, we know it cost a small fortune).

Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Plant yourself among the intelligentsia this week, Gemini. With a sultry three-way between the sun, Venus, and Mars, seduction begins between the ears. Translation: That body may be a wonderland, but if there isn’t a beautiful mind to match, you’ll quickly lose interest. Already attached? Foreplay could look like a lecture series or thought-provoking documentary this week. Highbrow pillow talk, anyone?

Cancer (June 21-July 22)
A heady cocktail mixing business with pleasure could leave you shaken and stirred this week. You almost can’t help but crush on a coworker this week. With the sun, Mars, and Venus converging in your career corner, you feel your sexiest in the boardroom. A little flirtation can sweeten the deal but navigate away from boundary-blurring physical contact. If there’s genuine relationship potential to explore, take it out of the office.

Leo (July 23-August 22)
Zou bisou bisou, Leo? Mars and Venus — the zodiac’s power couple — are joined by the sun in your globe-trotting ninth house all week, and an international affair could be in the stars. Keep your ears perked for spicy accents. Whether that kiss lands on both cheeks or squarely on your smacker, mingling with folks from far-flung locales adds major spice to your life. Coupled? Slip off for a spontaneous getaway before the week is through.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Can you keep a secret, Virgo? The planets put you through a loyalty test this week, one that requires you to stay mum on a juicy subject. It's trés challenging for someone who needs to process verbally, as you do. Find a neutral third party to serve as your sounding board, preferably someone living in another part of the world. In affairs of the heart, you may feel the lure of a clandestine affair. Keep your wits about you: One moment of pleasure could bring months of obsession — so not worth ruining your summer over!


Libra (September 23-October 22)
Pucker up, Libra. Cupid comes a-calling this week, as the radiant sun, romantic Venus, and mojo-inducing Mars align in your house of relationships. Make that budding union a bit more (okay, a lot more) official this week. Put a ring on it — or some ink on it. Partnerships of all manner are blessed by this cosmic trio. Remember to negotiate the terms on the front end so you’re both clear about what you’re getting yourselves into. Besides, changing the rules of engagement later on will be a nightmare.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
A cosmic trifecta pumps up the wellness warrior in you. Time to restore your glow, Scorpio, from the inside out. Scoop up some product — there’s no denying the power of a little bronzer or BB Cream – but don’t use it to mask those dark circles from (yet another) night of debauchery. A full night’s sleep, some cold-pressed juice, and a hardcore workout is your prescription for beauty this week.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
A threesome of heavenly bodies intertwine in Aries and your fifth house of romance all week, pumping up the passion. Give your love life top billing, but don’t forget: Those warm-fuzzy feelings start with you. Lavish yourself with adoration and decadent treats to get yourself in the mood. While you’re at it, ping your stylist friend. You’ll finally bust through a fashion block and design the breezy, boho-chic look that becomes your springtime signature.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Calling Lord Grantham and Lady Mary. With the sun, Mars, and Venus nesting in your domestic sphere all week, your “estate” demands your attention. Address family matters with a no-nonsense MO and don’t get sucked into a relative’s dramatic undertow.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19)
If you see something, say something — particularly if your eyes land on a romantic partner. No, we’re not suggesting you hiss like an uncouth street urchin. A genuine and cheeky compliment, however, will swiftly break the ice. Careful not to confuse a fling for the real thing, Aquarius, as such dalliances are more likely the temporary type.

Pisces (February 20-March 20)
Hello, Alchemist. Turning the metaphoric base metal into gold is a Pisces specialty. Lean into that magic this week: Where others see a barren landscape, you’ll spot a fertile oasis. Shhh! Keep your vision on the down-low until you’ve gotten a proper head start. You’re onto something major here, Pisces, and the imitators will swarm when they see what you’ve produced.

Identical twin sisters Tali and Ophira Edut — known as The AstroTwins — are professional astrologers with over 15 years experience in astrology, publishing, and coaching. Their columns and predictions reach millions every month.

The AstroTwins are the authors of The AstroTwins' Love Zodiac: The Essential Astrology Guide for Women (Sourcebooks) and Shoestrology: Discover Your Birthday Shoe (Random House). Tali and Ophira have read charts for celebrities including Beyoncé, Stevie Wonder, and Sting. Their astrological insight has been featured by MTV, The New York Times, The Style Network, and E! News. They also appear as regular guests on SIRIUS/XM Radio, giving advice to callers each month.

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