We, for one, would like to know. So, here YouTube goes (agaaaaain), with the silliest love songs of all time. Even those grinchiest about Valentine's Day can't help feeling the Velveeta, the nachos, the total cheesiness of all of these tunes. Heaped high with Journey, Celine Dion, and K-Ci & JoJo (remember them?), these over-the-top ballads are some of the most ridiculous, sappy, and totally fun odes to celebrate the manufactured gooeyness of V-Day.
Our one gripe? Where is the silliest love song of all?
Illustrated by Gabriela Alford