Ryan Lochte Recreates Nirvana Cover, Forgets Most Important Part
Ryan Lochte, you're doing it wrong! If we had a nickel for every time we've said that, we'd probably have like ten nickels or something. Anyway, the superstar Olympian is at it again, this time for a spread in ESPN: The Magazine
(love the straightforward title) featuring various athletes recreating famous album covers
. Lochte was giving the daunting task of posing for an updated version of Nirvana's Nevermind
, but someone on set clearly forgot a critical element. Six words: You're supposed to be naked, bro.
We get that nudity is probably a little NSFW for this particular publication. And we get that Lochte is probably more at home in his Speedo than his birthday suit. Maybe we developed a taste for Olympic naughtiness after this incredible series
, or this hilarious accident
. But whatever the reason, we are outraged. We demand a public apology. Or, you know, a private one. Whatever.
Photos: Matthias Clamer/ESPN via Buzzfeed.