Stop It With The Bedroom Eyes, Jake Gyllenhaal. You're Making Us Blush

It's not like we forgot Jake Gyllenhaal was attractive. It's one of those things you never forget, like how to ride a bike or tie your shoelaces. But, it always helps to have a little refresher course. The actor took care of that while attending the after party for the Sundance premiere of the new Elizabeth Olsen film, Very Good Girls, in support of the director Naomi Foner, who just happens to be his mother.
We've heard resident NYC smokeshow, JG, loves his Soul Cycle, and it appears to be working. He was looking extremely buff — and we feel comfortable saying "extremely;" He's so fit, you can basically see his rippling muscles through his multiple layers of shirt. But, that's not the point. Nope, it's all about the eyes, and the 5 o'clock shadow, and the come-hither expression. It's a critical mass: If he gets any more manly and handsome, he'll turn into a cartoon soap opera doctor! So really, it's a health issue — the cure for spontaneous animation is, as of yet, unknown. Thank you, Jake, for being the poster child of this debilitating illness. (Just Jared)
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