We've heard resident NYC smokeshow, JG, loves his Soul Cycle, and it appears to be working. He was looking extremely buff — and we feel comfortable saying "extremely;" He's so fit, you can basically see his rippling muscles through his multiple layers of shirt. But, that's not the point. Nope, it's all about the eyes, and the 5 o'clock shadow, and the come-hither expression. It's a critical mass: If he gets any more manly and handsome, he'll turn into a cartoon soap opera doctor! So really, it's a health issue — the cure for spontaneous animation is, as of yet, unknown. Thank you, Jake, for being the poster child of this debilitating illness. (Just Jared)
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