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Jan 22, 2013 2:50 PM EST
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The Worst Lyrics, Ever (Seriously, How Are These Real?)
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The Song: "Stars Are Blind" by Paris Hilton
The Offense: "Those other guys all wanna take me for a ride/But when I walk they talk of suicide"
Why: Why, Paris? What is it about your "walk" that makes them talk of suicide? Frankly, we'd love if you could just leave suicide out of it unless it's absolutely necessary, but if anything is going to drive us to such extremes, it will probably be this song.

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