The Song: "Roll Out (My Business)" by Ludacris
The Offense: "Now tell me who's your housekeeper and what you keep in your house?"
Why: Actually, we take it back. This is just a really polite question and it's very nicely phrased. Perhaps he himself is looking for a housekeeper to keep his valuables most shiny. Perhaps he is hoping you could give him a reference for a nice, responsible housekeeper. Perhaps Ludacris is just out on a mid-week afternoon with the Ladies Who Lunch and they are all discussing the burdens of having Help and what you should do when your cleaning lady leaves a spot on your finest silver. You give her a strong reprimand, Ludacris. That's what you do.

Photo: Courtesy of Def Jam Records.