The Worst Lyrics, Ever (Seriously, How Are These Real?)
By Lexi Nisita

The Song: "Firework" by Katy Perry
The Offense: "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag/Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?"
Why: You know how sometimes you just wake up in the morning and feel like a plastic bag? You're all like, oh man, I miss my friends back in the produce section at Whole Foods. Remember that time that one guy couldn't tell which side had the opening and which side was the bottom? OMG, memories!
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