The Worst Lyrics, Ever (Seriously, How Are These Real?)
By Lexi Nisita

The Song: "Rhythm Is A Dancer" by Snap!
The Offense: "I'm serious as cancer when I say, rhythm is a dancer"
Why: Well, gee. That sounds pretty serious. Although it is possible — we admit it's a slight possibility — that the question of whether or not rhythm is a dancer is just a hair less serious than a potentially fatal disease. Call us crazy!
Photo: Courtesy of Anzilotti & Munzing Records.



















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