Way to pull a fast one on the entire world, JT. We had just about given up hope that Justin Timberlake was ever going to step into the studio again. We mean, it's been six unsexy years since FutureSex/LoveSounds, and his acting career is going okay...we guess. But, lo and behold, today Timberlake announced that something would be happening at "9:01 a.m. PST."
Come the hour, come the man, JT posted the video below, a monologue describing how much effort and patience creating new music requires. The vid finishes off with the simple phrase, "I'm ready," followed by this simple countdown clock. Boom! Whatever's he dropping on us folks — a new single and album we presume — it'll be here in three days, 11 hours, 30 minutes and 33, 31, 30... Get ready.
When we first heard whispers of the term "Muppie" creeping up along the darkest corners of the Internet, we immediately thought some mad Austrian scientist was cross-breeding a mutant army of half-Muppet half-puppy warriors to begin his plan of world domination. Then we decided to read this Huffington Post piece, and read
We're not quite sure how it happened, but at some point it was deemed imperative that one could not attend a festival without donning at least one of the following items: a jaunty hat, a floral headdress, face and/or body makeup, John Lennon sunglasses, a top that exposes copious amounts of skin, denim cut-off shorts, read