Here's What You're Missing, Harry! Check Swift's Cleavage-y Breakover

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Do you remember your last breakup — the one where you stayed in sweats all day and ate nothing but Häagen-Dazs? Us, too. But the next time a romance fizzles, we're taking a page from Taylor Swift's playbook and giving ourselves a good old-fashioned breakover.
The term itself is new, but the concept is a tradition — essentially, right after a guy dumps you, you hightail it to the hair salon, slip into your sexiest duds, and throw on some confidence-boosting makeup à la Swift at the 2013 People's Choice Awards. After a very public separation with One Direction’s Harry Styles, the singer hit the red carpet in a plunging Ralph Lauren gown (check out that un-Swift like cleavage!), smokey eyes, and an elegant braided updo. She's obviously had plenty of opportunities to reinvent herself post-split (Gyllenhaal, Mayer, Kennedy), but this has to be the most drastic change for the crooner yet!
We don't know what will bruise Styles' ego more — the fact that he said sayonara to the sultry new Tay, or the soon-to-be chart-topping hit about their breakup. They're so never ever (ever) getting back together!
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