When it comes to his impending fatherhood, it's not the sleepless nights, endless nappy changes, nor the sheer weight of parental responsibility that's bothering David Walliams. Nope, apparently his greatest concern is that his first born inherits the genes of his supermodel wife, Lara Stone, rather than the other great love of his life — a certain Britain's Got Talent judge.
"I'm looking forward to seeing the baby for the first time, seeing this little person who's a mixture of you and the person you really love," Walliams confessed to the Mirror ."But hopefully it will look like Lara and not Simon Cowell."
The couple - Lara and David, not Simon and David — announced that they were expecting their first child last month. David quickly made it clear that he wants to give their baby a "normal name", so we've crossed Blue Ivy, Harper Seven, Apple and co. off the prediction list already.
Although it's hard to deny the on-screen chemistry between Simon and David, someone really needs to step in and have the awkward but clearly necessary birds and bees chat with Mr Walliams...