Leaked: Lena Dunham's $3.7 Million Book Proposal

Once upon a time, Lena Dunham may have been just like one of her struggling, purposeless characters on Girls. But things are definitely looking up for Hannah Horvath IRL. The writer and actress recently closed a book deal for $3.5 million with Random House (the publishing house that is, incidentally, on a gigantic winning streak).
However, she's not the only one with something to look forward to! You, too, have something very fun coming your way.
It's Lena Dunham's very own book proposal for Not That Kind Of Girl: A Young Woman Tells You What She's "Learned". The original document. Leaked.
If you happen to have time to read 60+ pages on your hands, then consider your afternoon booked. You will "learn" a lot, including but certainly not limited to what it's like to cry at work, how to dress for a business meeting when you have a FUPA, the ins and outs of intellectual sex, and all things jerks. Wow, guys. Just wow. A world of adventure awaits. Let's begin! (Gawker)
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