Despicable: Charming Creeps Trade Gas For Sex On Craigslist

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We would have a problem with the people (mostly men, as far as we can tell) trying to trade gas for sex in NYC on Craigslist, except we know they're totally handsome, fun, charming, sweet, attentive guys just looking to get into a relationship with an equally cool girl. Like, they're just nice dudes, give them a break already! They just have gasoline (probably in more ways than one) and a need for some stranger action. Totally cool, okay, and definitely a great (and safe) idea for any woman to respond to any of these posts.
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We repeat: There's nothing weird about putting an ad on Craigslist that says "I will fill up your tank for a good fat blowjob" (sic; sick). There's nothing wrong with exploiting people's desperate need for supplies post-Hurricane Sandy in order to get off. Nothing, except for EVERYTHING. See what we did there? (Gawker)
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