7-Year-Old Honey Boo Boo "Endorses" Obama

We have to admit, we’re skeptical when we hear about these “undecided voters” that President Obama and Mitt Romney are trying to woo. And the questions at Tuesday night’s debate helped confirm our suspicions: Those Long Island voters may have wanted further clarification on specific issues, but most of the participants seemed to have made up their minds one way or the other, long before they opened their mouths.
And now? Even Honey Boo Boo has made a choice. After some prompting from Jimmy Kimmel, she voiced her support for “Marack Obama.”
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Obviously, 7-year-olds can’t vote – no matter how famous they are or how much go-go juice they’ve consumed – but maybe the over-18 crowd can take a pointer from Miss Alana and choose an issue to hinge their decision on. For the child beauty queen and reality star, it was hearing that Mitt Romney prefers Snooki. We recommend basing your choice on a different issue… like, say, women’s health or the economy. But it's up to you.
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