Before you rush over and drop a cool $165 on these Rollin' Platforms at Nasty Gal, you should know you'll need to change your name to something like Barbie, Karyn, or Foxy Cleopatra. You will be required by law to wear high-wasted polyester short shorts at all times. Any breach of this code will result in formal shunning from the popular table. And, you must absolutely, unfailingly listen to "A Roller Skating Jam Named Saturdays" at least two (2) times per day.
Ready, set, roll — these babies are already sold out in all but three sizes. So, unless you want to be the four-eyes nerd crying at the front door of the rink while you wait for your mom to pick you up, better start emptying your piggy bank, stat.
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