In our opinion, hoodies should definitely be illegal everywhere, because they are clearly a dangerous gateway into the world of crime. Just the other day, one of our staffers put on a hoodie and immediately proceeded to rob the fridge of all communal cold-brew coffee. And to think — this horror could have been stopped if she had not donned that fateful garment!
Please share this story with your friends and join us in our international campaign against hoodie-induced violence. Or not. Whatever. (Gawker)
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