If we took a guess at the reason for this unhappy affair, we'd probably say it had something to do with her unlikely marriage and subsequent split from prodigious actor Ashton Kutcher of Dude Where's My Car fame. Oddly enough, rumor is it's quite the opposite: The girls loved Ashton for his "serious" approach to parenting (um...shocking, to say the least), and they miss him big time now that he's out of the picture. Of course, we can't help but wonder: If he's so serious, then why aren't they still best buds like they are with dad, Bruce? (Daily Mail)
We're not sure what to think, so give us a hand: Do you buy Ashton's committed relationship, or is this just regular rumor rubbish?
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