Happy Doomsday! How We're (Fake) Prepping For The Mayan Apocalypse
By Gabriel Bell

Kate Hyatt, producer
"I'll probably start off my Doomsday eating a box of Froot Loops in a luxurious bubble bath. Then, hopefully, I'll hop on a private jet conveniently filled with tons of puppies and co-piloted by Larry David and Shaquille O'Neal, taking me to a remote beach in Thailand. Once I deplane, I'll drink a bee's knees on the beach with a hot dude, take a time-out to Skype my nieces and nephews, then float off into the horizon on a noodle.
P.S., this is a joke...right?"
Alas, Kate, it is not. So, in those few remaining hours left, enjoy your bath, flight, and noodle. As for the rest of you, tell us how you'll spend tomorrow in the comments below. Peace out.
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