Beach Blanket Bingo! 15 Terrific, Terrible Towels

The best bikini in the world won't do you a lick of good if you're sunning yourself on a plain white square of cotton. Personally, we just steal hotel towels when we want to look our best on the beach. If we weren't such cheapskates, however, we'd pick up these terry cloth wonders representing our favorite obsessions, bands, color, brands, cats, and, of course, booze.
Biggest Fan
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Aerosmith Beach Towel, $19.95, available at Fan Fire.
Kiss Sunburst Beach Towel, $21.95 available at Fanfire.
2pac Weed Beach Towel, $14.95, available at Cool Crappy Stuff. (great name, right?)
Label Whore
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Chanel Logo Beach Towel, $499, available at Malleries.
Gucci Karenita Beach Towel, $200, available at Blue Fly.
Louis Vuitton Summer Damier Beach Towel, $520, available at E Luxury.
Booze Hound
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Corona Island Pleasure Beach Towel, $19.99, available at B Wild.
Yuengling Beach Towel, $19.99, available at Yuengling.
Guinness Toucan Beach Towel, $29.99, available at Boozin' Gear.
Cat Power
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Hermès Leopard Beach Towel, $405, available at Blue Fly.
Rogan for Target Leopard Print Beach Towel, $17.49, available at Target.
B Wild Cats Beach Towel, $11.99, available at B Wild.
Colors of Colors
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Missoni Jimmy Beach Towel, $200, available at Auto.
Paul Smith Swirl Beach Towel, about $220, available at Cruise Clothing.
Paul Smith Beach Towel, about $80, available at Cruise Clothing.
Pottery Barn Beach Towel, $29, available at Pottery Barn.

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