11 Halloween Costumes No One Else Will Have

Illustrated by Stacey Rozich.
Consider this a Halloween intervention. You're way too cool to be a sexy cat, half-hearted sugar skull, or zombie [insert celeb here] again. Nope, this year's going to be different, because you have us on your side.
We came up with 11 of-the-moment, super-clever costumes that are easy to copy, way funnier than yet another OINTB jumpsuit, and best of all, don't require a trip to the Spirit store that suddenly popped up in the old K-Mart.
From pumpkin spice condoms to spider dogs, here are 11 costumes guaranteed to make you an Instagram star (at least for the night). So, go ahead and hang up the cat ears.

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